By sweaty people, for sweaty people · Sage colorway coming soon
Questions, Answered

FAQ

Slide the two elastic straps over either side of your headrest. The weighted pocket hangs on the back of the seat and holds everything in place — no tools, no snaps, no fuss.

Fold the two long sides in toward the middle (like a tri-fold board), then fold in half bottom-to-top, then roll it up into the pocket. Takes longer to read than to do.

Premium weighted cotton terry velour fabric body with surged edges, elastic straps, and a matching pocket sewn from the same fabric. Built to get wet, dirty, and washed on repeat.

Machine wash cold, just like a normal towel. That's it.

White, Grey, Navy, and Light Blue — with Sand and Sage coming soon.

TBD — final shipping cost and timelines depend on our manufacturer and will be posted here once confirmed.

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. (Details subject to change — check back here for the latest.)

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